pleasefireme: Please fire me. My cube mate claps her hands and says “yay” when she figures something out. She’s in her early 40s and is not mentally handicapped. I seriously think I work with half these people. We have one on my team, a guy the same age, who yells (YELLS) SONIC BOOM! every time. Even in meetings. With other departments.
oh hai.: Last week I had to make an embarrassing... →
Last week I had to make an embarrassing walk to the bank. I borrowed EIGHT WHOLE DOLLARS so that I could deposit the money into my account so that when my rent check got cashed, I wouldn’t end up negative in the bank. So the walk from my house to the bank (it’s a two block walk) I was cursing… Feeling this pain - I was just moaning to my daughter that I had to transfer $5 from my credit...
pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work with a bunch of 45-year-old tech geeks who can’t even empty their own trash. I would rather be at the gynecologist. woah. they use the trash? The ones I work with just pile shit on their desks and the trash can remains unused.
We put the proudest, butchiest lesbian ever on an international stage to sing...– Winter Olympics 2010 - Salon.com The above is the BEST line out of all of these :) Ok, deaths, weather, torch malfunctions aside, I KNOW there are issues with the Olympics, but I seriously didn’t feel that the opening show was one of them. I loved it - the whales, the leaves, the...
I think i'm meant to live in California.
(via brain-food) sigh, aren’t we all :( My sister lives in San Deigo and I am still jealous of that ten years later. Luckily, we get to go visit! We’re going back to San Francisco in March - I love it there too and can’t wait to go back.
I wish I’d either kick whatever is dragging me down or just get out and out sick once and for all and get it over with. My last few weeks have consisted of going to work and going to sleep - sad when you consider that my shift ends at 2pm all month and I’m in bed before 4pm. Normally, I’m a huge night person and I am missing my late night “me time” right now.
I am embracing my male side..
…it’s 9:05pm the night before Valentine’s Day and I don’t have cards yet. My three kids, my mom, and my husband… no cards. I now have to muster up the creative energy to make five cards tonight when all I want to do is go to bed (I’ve been sick for two days) I actually feel some pity, for the first time, for those fool men who rush out on Valentine’s...
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cameronchristopher: katieoncoop: adaptivity: what are things your mother used to tell you not to do growing up? eg: don’t sit so close to the television. don’t play with your food. don’t take your sister’s clothes. got that one a lot. Don’t hit your sister, don’t you dare lie to me. It’s not burnt, it’s barbequed
Fuck. I got new Facebook.
caughtinamoment: lucidtruth: Are they trying to make us use it less? I feel like I’m not seeing everyone’s updates. It jumps from 2 minutes ago to 57 minutes ago. I’ve got like 40 friends online. I’m pretty sure there should be more stuff on my homepage For most of the day yesterday I was only getting updates from the day before. I’m going to be positive and think they’re just...
This Looks Shopped — History in the faking. →
My new addiction site of the day
well in the thirty seconds i tried chatroulette i...
lamebot: thanks, internet. I totally want to get wasted and try this one night - I see your peni and raise you a drunken old chick! AH-HA! Who’s scaring who tonight?! …just as an after thought, I should wear pearls and look way too much like their own mom’s. How to mess up a kid in 30 seconds or less ;)
My future kids won't have the internet as a nanny.
brain-food: they’ll have to go outside, play, join sports, ballet, art classes, karate, pottery, girl scouts, whatever activity that makes him or her happy - outside of the world wide web. I’m seeing 8th graders having a blogging site and I think back, I know I’m not THAT old, but when I was in middle school I was outside for a good part of the day. I hardly ever wanted to stay in, and the last...
photo reply hmm?
(via lamebot) I concur. hmm
Ugh. I slept 11 hours and feel liek I haven’t slept a second. I had bizarre dreams last night, all night, but can’t really recall any of them. I’ve had like a gallon of water since getting up but am still thirsty …I really don’t want to be sick this week, this had better just be a fluke!
I don't get it.
brain-food: You follow me. You don’t like any of the shit I post. We don’t communicate outside (or inside) of tumblr. … so why exactly are you lurking.. That’s not true, I like the shit you post Oh. wait. It’s not about me? I always think it’s all about me…